328 Instagram Bio Ideas That Will Take Your Profile To The Next Level

Crafting a perfectly curated Instagram grid takes tons of time and effort. You have to figure out your aesthetic and find the perfect lighting, angles, and shots to make your Instagram account the Instagram account to follow. Ofc, you've already got that down pact, but there's one little thing that may fly under the radar — your Instagram bio. It's the first thing people see when they check out your profile. Before your followers can leave heart-eye emojis under your latest selfie, blow up the comment section of your homecoming reel, or make your prom carousel dump go viral, your Instagram bio reveals what you and your page are all about. Your profile helps you make a lasting impression on social media, so that's all the more reason to have the best Instagram bio.

Your Instagram bio can consist of so many different things. If you're a proud alumni or a newly-enrolled student so proud that you got into your dream school, you can show love to your alma mater by including your school name and graduation year in your Instagram bio. Maybe you're a beauty enthusiast or a foodie. Shout out your passions in your bio. You can also use funny emojis to show just how amazing you are.

No matter if you want to revamp your Instagram bio or create one for the very first time, we've got you covered. Here's a list of the coolest Instagram bios to take your social media game to the next level.

Funny Bios

• The best place to double tap.
• My life is split between IG and Animal Crossing.
• Friday is my favorite F-word.
• Don't grow up. It's a trap!
• Being an adult is like folding a fitted sheet. No one really knows how.
  
• Out of my mind. Back in 5.
• Your secrets are safe with me. I wasn't even listening.
• New bio. Who's this?
• Here to serve the cat overlords.
• Lazy is such an ugly word, I prefer to participate selectively.
• I already want to take a nap tomorrow.
• BRB, becoming a billionaire.
• Recommended by 4 out of 5 people.
• My bio is 99% loaded.
• Used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not sure.
• Not sure what I'm doing, but I'm making the best of it.
• Scratch here » « to see my secret bio.
• Winging it just like my eyeliner.
• The bags under my eyes are designer.
• I would run the world, but the couch is right here.
• Posting for a friend, and the friend is me.
• Paper cut survivor.
• Recommended by 4 out of 5 people.
• My puns are always intended.
• We can only be as strong as our WiFi signal.
• Waste your time wisely.
• I pause my anime just to post here.
• Probably talking about the Patriots.
• The IG account about nothing.

• Link in bio.
• 👈 Swipe for less.
• No, this is Patrick!
• Call me, beep me.
• What should I put here?
• *Insert clever bio here*
• A day in the life: Eat avocado toast, post Instagram videos, and read Instagram comments.
• First I drink the coffee. Then I do the things.
• Professional napper.
• Always give 100% — unless you’re donating blood.
• I don’t look like this in real life.
• A caffeine-dependent life form.
• Professional procrastinator.
• My life is about as organized as a $5 DVD bin at Walmart.
• I like long, romantic walks down every aisle of Target.
• Error 400: Bio unavailable.
• My dog is my best friend.
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• I write bios, not tragedies.
• Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?
• Viewer discretion is advised.
• I look exactly like my profile pic, and that is my greatest accomplishment.
• Professional inquiries only.
• Former child.
• You miss 100% of the dogs you don’t pet.
  
• Competitive sleeper.
• Hell is a teenager.
• Welcome to chaos, aka, what goes on in my head.
• I'm the main character in this story.
• Is this thing on?
• Call me, beep me, if you wanna reach me.
• Serious inquiries only.
• Bone apple teeth.
• Nothing to see here.
• Just me, myself, and I.
• It's me, the queen bee.
• For legal reasons, this is a joke.
• That girl.
• I need a bad bleep.
• I was not made to be subtle.

Silly Bios

• I desperately need two six-month vacations this year.
• I put the "hot" in "psychotic."
• So what if I can’t sing? I’ll sing anyway.
• Tacos won't break your heart.
• Why do I smile? Because I absolutely have no idea what's happening.
• I’m here to avoid friends on Facebook.
• Confidence level: Selfie with no filter.
• I’m not smart. I just wear glasses.
• I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
• Time is precious, waste it wisely.
• Lost in the world that doesn’t exist.
• She’s stillness in a world of chaos.
• I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life.
• Life is scary; at least the salary is funny.
• Remember half the people you know are below average.
• Introvert. Creator. Coffee nerd. Infuriatingly humble beer aficionado. Organizer.
• The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
• I’m not lazy…I’m on energy saving mode.
• Sky is Not the Limit the Mind is
• Born at a very young age
• When nothing seems right….go left!!
• This seat is taken
• We all start as strangers
• A selfie a day keeps the friends away.
• Don’t tell anyone, but I’m a ninja.
• Guilty as charged! My hotness caused global warming.
• Who said I’m funny? I’m actually very mean, but everyone thinks I’m just kidding.
• The Earth’s rotation really makes my day.
• I’m jealous of my parents, I’ll never be able to have a kid as cool as theirs.
• Just another paper-cut survivor.
• I only use Instagram to stalk…
• It’s not a phase mom, it’s who I am.
• I can’t remember who I stole my bio from or why.
• In search of sleep, sanity, & The Shire.
• A very caffeine dependant life form.
• I followed my heart, it led me to the fridge.
• Being an ice cream addict is heaven on earth.
• Meh is the new normal.
• Life is too short to be updating Instagram bios.
• If you can’t find me on Instagram, just check the refrigerator.
• I’m a combo of sweet and spice.
• I am looking here to find some space.
• I work for money, but for loyalty hire dog.
• Sorry for taking the same boring face every day.

Motivational Captions

• Die having memories, don’t die with just dreams.
• Be all in or get out. There is no in between.
• These are the days we live for.
• To infinity and beyond.
• Life is really short, try to smile while you still have all of your teeth.
• Travel far enough you meet yourself.
• You keep me safe. I’ll keep you wild.
• Simplicity is the key to happiness.
• Style is nothing but what we choose.
• The road to success is always under construction.
• Love what you do.
• Dreams 👉 Goals
• I got to where I am today by being me
• Spending my days in a well so I can say they’ve been well spent
• Don’t give up on your dreams. Keep sleeping.
• I dress as if I’m about to see my arch nemesis
• Navigating the ups and downs of life one day at a time.
• Healthy living begins with a healthy mind.
• Livin’ the dream
• Here’s my story for the history books.
• This is me.
• No this isn’t a dream, this is my reality.
• Wanna know my story? Press that follow button.
• I’d rather be hated for who I am than loved for who I am not.
• Don’t follow me because I don’t even know where I am going!
• Follow along to witness history in the making.
• Working hard to make my mitochondria proud!
• I’m so hot that I contribute to global warming.
• Eat. Sleep. Create.
• I’m so awesome, I wish I had a friend like me.
• Don't ever be afraid to shine.
• Always remember to be strongest in your tough times.
• Livin' a little.
• Creating my own sunshine.

Food-Related Bios

• I eat my cake and wear it well.
• A hottie full of hot tea.
• Breakfast always comes first.
• I see food and I eat it.
• Just food pic after food pic.
• Sun's out, buns out.
• There's no "we" in fries.
• Food is the best medicine.
• When life hands you lemons, give them back. You deserve chocolate.
• I make ice cream disappear. What’s your superpower?
• Forever a snack.
• The Krusty Krab pizza is the pizza for you and me.

• Chocolate never asks me any questions, chocolate understands me.
• Donut kill my vibe.
• Will post pics for likes.
• Taking a poll: coffee or tea?
• Part-time sandwich eater.
• I only leave the house for food.
• Life's uncertain. Eat dessert first.
• A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
• The secret ingredient is always cheese.
• I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge.
• Don’t go bacon my heart.
• I apologize for anything I post while hungry.
• Will there be snacks?
• Pretty much just pictures of food and my dog.
• Hi, my hobbies include breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
• Recovering donut addict.
• I eat cake for breakfast.

• If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge?
• Bacon, egg, and cheese aficionado.
• Taki's or don't talk to me.
• Lemme get a bacon, egg, and cheese.
• I having my cake and eating it too.
• I'm on a first-name basis with the drive-through guy at Taco Bell.
• Ice cream, you scream.
• Fries over guys.
• I'm like a chipotle burrito that keeps falling apart.
• A bowl of mac and cheese is all I need.
• Hot dog, hot dog, hot diggity dog.
• Say cheese.
• It's the attitude for me.

Straightforward Bios

• I'm a whole vibe.
• Top two and not two.
• I keep it realer than real.
• Always a boss.
• I'm dripping in finesse.
• Blessed with the best.
• Keep them wondering.
• Living for the weekend.
• I got nothing.
• If I were you, I'd wanna be me too.
• Dogs are my favorite people.
• Living my best life.
• Me doing me.
• But first, a selfie.
• I'm all about canceled plans.
• Sweet as sugar, tough as nails.
• My standards are high… just like my heels.
• Risk taker. Adventurer.
• All I do is win.
• Who runs the world? ME.
• Living life on my own terms.
• My lipstick always matches my mood.
• I woke up like this.
• Hey now, hey now!
• A human. Being.
• Anything but predictable.
• Meet (name).
• This is me.
• Welcome to my world.
• Thank you, come again.
• Keepin' it real since 2000.
• This is me.

• Making history.
• Daydream believer.
• Just a gal with a lot of spice.
• So far, so good.
• Thanks for checking in!
• Stay weird.
• Hot and dangerous.

• Happy stalking!
• Fake it til you make it.
• This is the story of my life.
• Catch me on Sims.
• Socially awkward and ready to party.
• Party this way.
• The man, the myth, the legend.
• It's me. I am the moment.
• Are you ready for this?
• My beautiful crazy life.
• Busy doing hot girl stuff.
• Happy and sad at the time.

Emoji Bios

• Be 🍁ing in myself.
• 🧂but 🍬
• 🍫🍫🍫. That's it. That's the bio.
• I'm in 🔋saving mode.
• My life with the 🐶🐕
• The world is 📚. Let's read them together.
• Paradise found 🌴
• Sweet like 🍯.
• Obsessed with tacos 🌮
• Keeping it 💯
• You know I'm a 🌟
• 🌹colored glasses
• Catch ✈️ not 😢
• Welcome to my 👑dom.
• Traveler ✈️ Book Lover 📖 Obsessed with cheese 🧀.
• L💖VE is in the air.
• 👇 Check out my life👇
• L❤️ ver not a fighter spreading ✌️ all over the 🌎.
• 🐦: (Twitter handle) 👻: (Snapchat handle) 🎥: (YouTube handle)
• Made in 🇬🇧.
• 99% ☕️.
• Equal parts 💄 and 💪.
• 📍 Depends on the week
• 🍩 worry 🐝 happy.

Inspirational Bios

• Just another dreamer.
• Life has no GPS, so I'm making my own path.
• Keeping a golden state of mind.
• Hooray for every day.
• Gotta live like tomorrow doesn't exist.
• Do more things that make you forget your phone.
• I never lose. I win, or I learn.
• The best of me is yet to come.
• Better an "oops" than a "what if."
• I'm the hero of my own story.
• Life includes free trips around the sun.
• Stress doesn't go with my outfit.
• Becoming more of who I want to be every day.
• Happiness never goes out of style.
• Just keep swimming.
• All about saying yes to new adventures.
• Leaving a bit of sparkle everywhere I go.
• Realizing that my life is so much better than my dreams.
• Sparkle and drown out the dark.
• Always wearing my crown.
• Real, not perfect.
• Where dreams meet reality.
• Always practice what you post.
• Simple but significant.
• Stay humble. Be kind. Work hard.
• Take care of your body, it’s the only place you have to live.
• Your life does not get better by chance. It gets better by a change.
• She turned her cant's into cans and her dreams into plans.
• In a world where you can be anyone, be yourself.
• Life is what happens to you while you scroll through Instagram.

• Be anything but predictable.
• Better an oops than a what if.
• It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live.
• When someone says you can't do it, do it twice.
• Always be you.
• You can't capture everything, but you can try.
• Travel light, live light, spread the light, be the light.
• Keep going and do it with love.
• Live, love, laugh.
• Take a risk.
• Be spontaneous.
• Live in the moment.
• Spontaneity is the best kind of adventure.
• The best things happen unexpectedly.
• Just keep swimming.
• Pain is never permanent.

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